So, I've a lot of pictures and text and so forth on the new paddlewheel construction, which I'll post in a day or so, but--not at all based on anything I saw on the docks yesterday, mind you--this has been on my mind.
So, after thinking about this
a bit, watching my slipmates, especially the newbies, deal with their
boats and the water, I thought I would pass this along. Here are
six, potentially disasterous things you can easily avoid on the
water. Take them to heart and you'll be a lot less frustrated, I
promise you.
First: The “Three Point Rule” is
paramount. Whenever moving on, or getting off or on the boat, keep
three points of contact at all times: two feet and a hand, two hands
and a foot. . . avoid if at all possible stepping off the boat with
both hands full. It's a formula for a fall. Boat decks can be
slippery. Boats move, often suddenly and unexpectedly. Make sure
you're ready and capable of coping with that if it happens.
Second: This is a boat, not a baseball
field. Don't toss things unless there's no other option. In my time
living aboard I've seen keys tossed from boat to dock (they missed,
prompting an expensive locksmith visit and the even more expensive
replacement of a wireless car key set), along with cell phones (they
smashed) and a whole host of caps, floats, plates, tools, and
assorted detritus, all of which either currently resides on the
bottom below the docks or floated off downstream. HAND things off,
and insist on the recipient saying “thank you” (an old Boy Scout
trick) acknowledging they've got control of the item before you let
go.
And in that regard: If you've got your
cell phone, keys, etc. in your pocket or in your bag, you are
unlikely to drop them off the dock. Wait until you hit dry land
before you just HAVE to begin texting aunt Edna. I've seen some
amazing juggling acts with keys and phones as people whip them out on
the dock only to lose control of them.
Third: TURN OFF YOUR DOCK WATER WHEN
YOU LEAVE!. I know of three boats now that sank, not because of
leaks, but because the fresh water line from the dock was left on and
a fitting broke aboard, filling the boat with water.
Fourth: Never, EVER wind a line around
your hand when you're pulling it. You won't be able to let go
quickly if you need to. I've seen hands smashed betwixt boat and
dock because they were pulled down by the line they were holding and
couldn't let go. I actually learned this one working for years in the theatre, working in what's called a "hemp loft" stage. . . .ropes and sandbags. I've seen more than one stagehand literally jerked off the ground because they couldn't let go of a line connected to waaaaaay too much counterweight.
Fifth: It's a boat. You're outside a
lot. If you were camping, you'd wear sun block, bug spray, hats,
sunglasses. . .all things to protect yourself from the elements. You
need to do that on board. Reflection off the water can blast you
with sunlight you aren't aware you're getting. Wind and salt can sap
you of hydration, heat can do likewise. Pay attention to your body
and what your surroundings are doing to it.
And Lastly: It's a boat. I know it
doesn't happen often, but you can sink, you can fall overboard, hit
your head, and drown. The ocean demands respect, and you forget that
at your peril. Pay attention and you'll have a lovely time. Fail
to and you may get an emergency room visit. . . .if you're lucky.
Nuff said.
M
